Thursday, March 31, 2011

Again with the nothing to Report?

 Today is the day, that nothing happened at ALL! The one cool thing to reportis the fact that, it's my brother's birthday today!  He was really happy today we all had a little faimly get together, and had     chocolate cake, it was awesome!  But other than that, nothing, nothing but school, dinner and           cupcakes! I got a Beanie Baby today.  His name is Sniffs! He's the cutest pet in the world!
Did I mention he's a pot bellied pig, and he's pink, like all cartoon pigs, and has two, extreamly big eyes
that absalotely MELT your heart!  Like some Beanie babies ™ , he has a code that enables
you to play him online, buy him, clothes, furniture, and other necessities
that a normal human would need to survive!  For the most part, the online world is pretty safe,
except for the fact that the players get to say whatever they please to the "Beanies"™ or other players, the good part about that is, you can report the people who say the hurtful or otherwise innapropriate Chatter shared online.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Supah Gurl!

 Oh My Goodness! This song is ADORABLE! (LINK) but if your super sensitive to Japanese girls singing in a high pitched tone, do not watch! Well how are all of you doing? I'm doing OK, except for the fact that MY Little Pony has completely CONSUMED my life! Today is a normal spring day, warm, awesome! My Family was out this morning, not for any particular reason that I can recall, it was fun though!
I am SO bored, and that's why I'm talking with you people! I'm just kidding, I love you guys!
That didn't sound creepy at all! But seriously, that probably was the WORST impression I could have made on you guys! I apologize, I sincerely apologize! So before I bore you to death with my constant
Chatter, How was our day? Please comment, and show this to your friends, I need
some viewers! Help me reach 100 views! Please that would be awesome!
            
                                                       Peace out,
                                                          T.A.B

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The secret of Barbara cabin Part 2!

 "What happened?!? What HAPPENED!?!" Trina asked, scared as a mouse in  a pet store                "Beiber Took Daisy!'' Jerrica answered they heard a noise coming from across the cabin 
''What was that?" Trina ran as fast as she could AWAY from the room where the terrible noise came from (In there case, the noise was beautiful,(except for Jerrica!) and awesome!)
"I HAVE NO IDEA!" Jerrica said in horror and disgust
"Let's find out!" Trina said in love with the music, once she realized what she was running from.
"Let's Not!" Jerrica answered in EXTREAM disgust of her friend's reaction to the TERRIBLE noise!
they argued for half an hour until Trina was willfully abducted and Jerrica left
The two, Daisy and Trina lived with ZOMBEIBER, he did not feed on brains, he fed on screams of fans and girls.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Nothing to report..

      Today has been, let's say it went by fast. I would like to be in bed reading a good book.
Like the tidle suggests, I have nothing to report except SPRING BREAK! This is going to be awesome,
I mean, Easter and NO school in the same week! The best way to spend spring is at the park with freinds,
or at least in your backyard laying in the grass daydreaming, sleeping in the sun Hmm, what a dream to
have during the moring instead of a night when already so comfortable and warm!
If you REALLY  want to stay inside at least socalize on the phone for no more than twenty minutes!
Wait if I wanted to parent I had better get older pretty fast! But seriously my freinds we need to spend less time on our tinker toys called computers, and more time outside socializing,
and here I go again with the parenting! i'm sorry if it's getting annoying when I parent my blog readers!
                
                                                              peace, love, and all that other stuff,
                                                                             THE Artful Blogger

Friday, March 25, 2011

       If your reading this, than your fine, but if you see pink whiting, consult a doctor!
Just being a clown! Sorry, why insult myself, clowns are creepy! So I'm not talking about anything really,
it's 6.57 my time right now, I AM VERY TIRED!   I am not used to waking up this early, I am used to waking up much MUCH EARLIER!Just kidding,but I could go a little longer
 without a nap, even though I LOVE naps. I've noticed that, people around me are fighting about the mission models, it's silly if you ask me! Why are we forced to do that, half the kids just borrow it from their siblings,
about Twenty Five percent let their guardians do it for them and the other Thirty Three percent go to Micheal's and get a mission kit! Then you and your parent are up ALL night inserting Point A to point B.
If your your going to do a mission, then do it yourself! It's more fun to get little rocks and glue them to the ground, than to go to the store and buy fake rocks!
                    
                                                   Ending my argument,
                                                The Artful Blogger

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

What is consuming my life

           original home of logo
   
            This show has consumed my life! But, that's fine with me!
This show has a very little girl appeal, most people don't believe me when I say "I watch my little pony."
I have no reason to dislike this show of many good morals.....SO YOU HATERS HATE and I'll enjoy my new favorite show! If you don't like this show, then do me a favor and go to a different website (I'm Very serious.) Now all of you people still reading, this show is ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DISLIKE!
It may sound crazy, but my little pony is viewed by, Even I am surprised at this, thirty year old men !
If they can take Twenty minutes of this, so can you!
  Let me reel you in some more, This same channel shows FRAGGLE ROCK!
Name ONE television station that still shows it! ONE, ONE!
JUST ONE! Speechless am  I Right my viewer?                                                                                                                                                                            
                                     
                                                   
                                                              Good Bye.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Kitten Drawing!

   I Made all of this in paint! It's all mine! The concept is ANCIENT yet i am bored  so HERE YOU GO
All you need to start is: paint on your computer, and the shape option, select circle and move on.
                             
                                     Add medium large pointed ears, like shown above. REALLY EASY!
              

                            
                          The next thing it to add two ovals with two small circles inside!
                   (Man, this looks SO much like Pokemon!) I am sooo not good at this!
               
                    Add a bowl shape for the nose and a kitten mouth, and little kitten fangs!

                      Kittens can come in all colors! Now you can make it pink, but
              you should most likely that you should make it like orange or gray or black,
 Normal cat colors, now go crazy and add notes and  seal of authenticity etc!

                     FINISH
                                                       The Dog In The Window (and other fables and morals)
               
                      There Once was a cat who sat in window all day, every day.She taunted the dog outside with her eyes, he would growl and bark but nothing it did helped until one day, the dog tricked the cat outside with a stuffed blue bird, when she realized the bird was fake, the dog was already inside, and HE
 Taunted the cat with his eyes and said "How do  YOU like it!"
                              Moral: you can't always be top DOG! Get the joke?

            Fox loved Bird, but bird disliked fox, very strongly. One day on the eve of the new moon, fox saw a shooting star and wished that bird loved her so mutch  he CAN'T STAND IT!  The wish worked, and bird loved fox ALMOST more than fox loved him! But that was a little too mutch and bird had sewn them together... witch fox did not like.. but she HAD to live with it, after all a wish is a wish.
                                 Moral: be carful what you wish for!  
              
                                               This Has Been Poems By The artful blogger, come back soon

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The hexagon who said NO.

    There once was a hexagon, he always said "YES" but one day, he FINALLY said ''NO".
But he didn't just say it once he said it 1200 times until he drowned the world in the word NO. But my children, that is why you only say NO one million times! 
 
   The king was silly so one day he climbed inside of an alligator's mouth and....SNAP he was gone

      Circles are flat, pyramids are three dimentional, but what are we? We are not flat, we are not three dimenitional, we are what we fell like. So if you fell flat then your flat, if you fell three dimentional that's what you are! No go on little shape and be happy!
  This was a written and illustrated blog entry by the artful blogger! Please comment, favorite and like!
  Comeback soon my viewers I'll be back soon so check back every day!     
  
       

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

funny cat pictures

original kitty picture 
© Twilight Babiie
                 
                I was bored so i will instruct you on how to make a funny cat picture.
Start with a regular cute and or funny  kitten picture WITH NO WORDS ON IT!
Then find something to fit the picture, like BAD DAY AT WORK.

Now as you can see my kitten picture is looking rather funny right now!  You may be asking, how is a funny cat picture made?  Well it's QUITE easy all you need is the following!
  • A sense of humor, and a good one! (I'm serious.)
  • One of the MANY funny cat photos on the web
  • photoshop, M.S paint, or any of the various picture enhancement programs
  • CREATIVITY LOTS OF THIS THING CALLED CREATIVITY! Don't start one unless you have creativity..  and on that note i draw the point of this entry!
 WAIT! What was the point of this entry? I remember Cats do silly things, and humans take advantage of it!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Mermaids

Phoenix (or fire bird, bird of fire, flaming bird i could go on and ON)
  The Phoenix is typically a fire talent mermaid with flame colored hair. There long tails have three fins one at the end and two on each side two inces ubove the final fin. A tragic fact is that not many of them are still alive
that is mostly all the american peoples know on this topic of mermaid.

 Emarald-
 suprisingly, the emarald mermaid has silver hair and a greyish green tail with one fin at the end they
help young, weak undersea plants grow such as seaweed, or
coral. They are also protectors of the coral reefs but
 when a threat comes to them, most squids will protect them.
Why they are not quite discovered is that they are often mistaken for seals.

Monday, March 14, 2011

The square named bob and clyde the thingy-ma-bob

Once there was a square named Bob. One day he was walking around and all of a sudden he IMPLODED but he didn't die. That's beside the point, while walking he randomly met Jordan the circle who had also imploded earlier that day they both sat and pondered for a REALLLLY LOOOONG time
and forgot what they where doing in the first place and went to get some coffe and that was the end of the day. THIS WAS AN INSTALLMENT OF THE END STORIES 

Boom No! Smash don't! crack please! STOP!! Okay now Junior why are you breaking vases?!?!

 "Because I want to, Mom!" Junior said smirking behind his mom's wedding veil.
"well, i hope you WANT TO go to go to your room, Because that's where your going."
"But MOOOOOOOOM" "But Nothing GO TO ROOM NOW!" Clyde said
 Being a mom is so hard but- "YOUR SHOW HAS BEEN BLOCKED DO TO....STUFF" I love you mom!
    Hahahahaha i blocked out part of  the story now in the coments tell me what should go into the blanks!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Two Dogs...

This story is about two dogs who live together who are complete opposites:  Emo Doggie and Peppy Doggie!  Emo Doggie's name was Azrael and Peppy Doggie's name was named Huan.  One day, Huan came into the bedroom and exploded into rainbows and sunshine!  Azrael found this very annoying and, to Azrael's great disappointment, Huan was not dead.  He had a force-field of annoying happiness and other stuff surrounding him. 

"Why are you so happy all the time," said Azrael in a very annoyed tone. 

"I don't know!  I think maybe I was born with rainbows inside of me.  It's really wierd," said Huan.

Then, Azrael walked away in great disbelief.  All of a sudden, a rainbow crashed through the roof and exploded into sunshine.  Out of the sunshine and happiness and rainbow things came a poodle with a unicorn horn. 

"I am the Queen of Rainbow Stuff," said the poodle.  "You are my son, Huan!  You were born with rainbows inside of you." 

"I told you soooooooo," said Huan.

Azrael grumbled and ran back to bed to sleep for ten years, or at least until Huan diappeared.  Either would make Azrael happy-ISH.

The End.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Secret Of Barbara Cabin

REMINDER FOR TECHER: Go to office depot or staples and get prizes for class..

  Once there was a cabin, that three girls died in from Justina Beiber! Or was it Just-IN, well i do always get those two confused.....! Anyway ten years later three more girls go into the cabin and decide to listen to some Selena Gomez OK, fine until they hear a LOUD noise and the lights suddenly click off to the words of a song jerricana recondnized the noise "Oh...MY.....GOD!!!" there out of Mist and the darkness came.... the....... ZOMBEIBER! the three girls ran and the other two asked Jerrica what was going on and why "Well, Hugh
ten years ago my friend, Lynnsie died, it was rumored that she committed suicide, but her best friend knew the truth ~~~~~~~flash back~~~~~~ "If you don't tell anyone EXCEPT for an explanation....I survived but Lynnsie was caught by....IT. "IT? What's IT?" "The.....ZOMBEIBER!"~~~~fade out of lash back~~ "So now do you realize what trouble we are in ?!?!?!?!?" SLAM ........"what was that...."   "I don- AAAAAAAA" "DAISY!"


                                                ~~~~To be continued~~~~
Suspenseful? Well wait until next Wednesday!

Trader joes products

 Trader Joe's has many MANY good snack items.

 Cinnamon School Book Cookies-

My brothers love these very much! There basically Cinnamon grammcrackers in number and alphabet shapes!

Gourmet Jelly Beans-

These jelly beans come in a  medley of fruit flavors banana split, raspberry, lemon, pink grapefruit, grape, apple, mango, strawberry smoothie, passion fruit, cherry, blackberry, blueberry, strawberry, coconut, lemon  lime, pomegranate, liquorice, and tangerine all of these are good except for the liquorice yuck!  So there mixable in flavors, just make the right choice or  terrible flavors will haunt your mouth forever!
 
 Chocolate Sunflower Seed Drops-
In about five different colors, chocolate covered sunflower seeds are the PERFECT snack for chocolate and sunflower seed lovers alike! About a handful will satisfy any chocolate craving! at least the small ones! try a small bowl for those huge cravings! Now here are the eating directions: open, EAT!

Now if you think these treats sound good head on down to Trader Joe's! More info link!

Monday, March 7, 2011

Hollywood Hot Topics!

Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and, of course, La Gaga! 

Let's start with Charlie Sheen.  He has been fired from his job with Warner Brothers/CBS which, unfortunately, is a very good thing.  Why?  Because, right now, let's just say he's not um...ah...well in the head.  He's been using foul language and even though he's not doing drugs, his behavior has been inappropriate and psychopathic.  He has said many bad things about his bosses and bad-mouthed his co-workers on NATIONAL TELEVISION!  I feel very bad for him because he might not be very well in the head, but he needs the job and they could have helped him before throwing him in the garbage can.

Former child star from 'The Parent Trap' Lindsay Lohan has supposedly stolen a necklace from a jewelry store.  This girl has been arrested for drug and alcohol abuse and now?  Supposedly a felony theft.  She must be very troubled.  She worked since she was a little girl; you don't know what is going on in her head right now!  Maybe she has some brain damage from all those drugs and alcohol.  We don't know what's going on.  I hope she's gone to the doctor's and gets help.  Or a psychologist, maybe.  Sometimes doctors just give you a happy pill that make you artificially happy.  But are you really happy?  Psychologists maybe can help you.  Make you truly happy.  That's all I have to say on that topic. 

What about La Gaga?  She's performed with a 10-year-old with an AMAZING voice!!  Maria Aragon covered Lady Gaga's song, 'Born this Way' (Seen Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEK1hdg_yiA ).  This girl is BRILLIANT!  Unlike lip-synchers on youtube, she actually sings it and does her own instrumental.  I'm very happy for her and it's an awesome song for this girl to do.  It's talking about how you're just born the way you are and you can't be any other way.  It's a message everybody should take to heart and be who they are! 

Overall, this is some celebrity news I could cover without getting in trouble.     

Thursday, March 3, 2011

13 Year Old Girl Escapes Arranged Marriage

  Jesse Bender was almost forced to marry someone she had never met in Pakistan.  She ran off to her Uncle and Grandmother's house and was safe there until police found her March 2, 2011.  She ran away because she didn't want to go to Pakistan to marry a random person who her parents picked out.  She's only thirteen!  Who gets married at thirteen in the United States???!!!

I don't think that arranged marriages are a good idea.  It doesn't allow them to have their own decision.  You don't know who they're marrying!  They could be killers or abusers.  I mean, seriously, people!  I don't usually pay attention to these things, but this is amazing.  I can't believe that someone would make their child do this!!  I mean, how do you get these ideas in your head??!!  I don't care WHERE you're from!   In America, we don't have arranged marriages.  You can arrange your OWN marriage after you've actually met someone here.  We meet, we date, we find out about each other before we get in serious relationships.  WE  don't SEND OFF OUR DAUGHTERS TO RANDOM MEN!!  We don't give our SONS to RANDOM WOMEN!!  We believe in choices.

I'm sorry, but I get kind of upset when I hear about thirteen year old girls being forced to do stuff that they're under-aged and not prepared for.  Personally, I KNOW my parents wouldn't do this to me.  But, I don't know what is going through other people's heads.  In this case?  I don't WANT to know!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

TRUE beauty...

 People think that beauty depends on makeup, or clothes, or hair styles, not true!  Although, I will admit the right long sleeve shirt, possibly nice ballet flats and maybe a head band really look nice IF It's not pink pink-pink and more PINK.  But, back to true beauty: it's what's on the inside.  Maybe if you have a wretched heart that only cares what other people see in front of them, that's your problem; but if you only care what YOU think that is truly great my little readers!

   Beauty also comes in the form of racial harmony, if your racist, that's not very good for the beauty of the soul! Being racist is like, your soul stabbing the person you're "HITTING" with racial slur's soul in the back of the neck. How would you like that a big stab in your soul's neck!?  All you racists GET A LIFE! How you're insulting people dosen't count; whether your insulting religion, race, or accent it's hurting your soul's beauty VERY nicely!

    Also, vanity versus heath, health is ALWAYS the winner! If your vanity is more important than your well being, you're sick in the head! Don't cut thousands of holes to get fake earlobes or liposuctions or whatever people get these days!  Like Snooki and her spray tan: sometimes messing with nature doesn't turn out as well you think it will.  She would look MUCH better if she didn't use so much spray tan.

Peace, love and be yourself because "yourself" is beautiful (without all the fake enhancements).