Happy Valentine's DEATH!

      "Three people dead this year all in one day." Headlined the news  Febuary 13, 1998, the day before Valentine's Day, what Val didn't know was that His gift would be the gift of four DEAD FRIENDS. That night "Klank, KLaNk KKKLANK." from the inside of Joseph's bedroom (Before I go on and ON I'd like to state this story IS NOT REAL Tuck children under the age of 5 in to bed.) The room filled with fog, Joe died, he was allegic to laughing gas.....Deadly allergic. The funeral was the next day. Soon Josey died she was allergic to poppy seeds Approxamatley ten could make her pass out, twenty would make her go into a coma, more...well you get the point. Marilyn passed away unexpectedly after a party.... with wine.... SPIKED WINE....SPIKED WITH POISIN. But The last death was the worst.... HIS GIRLFREIND who was allergic to Newsprint one MILLION news papers were found stuffed in her covers. AT LEAST thats how Crazy MAN Val tells it.
   
          10 rules to survive a horror film.

1. FOR NO REASON GO INTO THE BASEMENT.
2. NO showers NONE!
3. DO NOT sprint upstairs like a chiken with it's head cut off.
4. Don't run into the STEAM filled showers!
5. Never stay in one place.
6. UNLESS your desperate don't listen to the Jock, unless he's smart.
7. Listen To The Person Who's Watched Most Horror Films OR AT LEAST THE BUNNY VERSIONS!
8. DON'T FALL ASLEEP.
9. NEVER EVER follow the sound of a ghost or killer beconing your name.
10. NO ROMANCE!!!! or falling in love with the killer, monster or demon.