Once there was a square named Bob. One day he was walking around and all of a sudden he IMPLODED but he didn't die. That's beside the point, while walking he randomly met Jordan the circle who had also imploded earlier that day they both sat and pondered for a REALLLLY LOOOONG time
and forgot what they where doing in the first place and went to get some coffe and that was the end of the day. THIS WAS AN INSTALLMENT OF THE END STORIES
Boom No! Smash don't! crack please! STOP!! Okay now Junior why are you breaking vases?!?!
"Because I want to, Mom!" Junior said smirking behind his mom's wedding veil.
"well, i hope you WANT TO go to go to your room, Because that's where your going."
"But MOOOOOOOOM" "But Nothing GO TO ROOM NOW!" Clyde said
Being a mom is so hard but- "YOUR SHOW HAS BEEN BLOCKED DO TO....STUFF" I love you mom!
Hahahahaha i blocked out part of the story now in the coments tell me what should go into the blanks!
Monday, March 14, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Two Dogs...
This story is about two dogs who live together who are complete opposites: Emo Doggie and Peppy Doggie! Emo Doggie's name was Azrael and Peppy Doggie's name was named Huan. One day, Huan came into the bedroom and exploded into rainbows and sunshine! Azrael found this very annoying and, to Azrael's great disappointment, Huan was not dead. He had a force-field of annoying happiness and other stuff surrounding him.
"Why are you so happy all the time," said Azrael in a very annoyed tone.
"I don't know! I think maybe I was born with rainbows inside of me. It's really wierd," said Huan.
Then, Azrael walked away in great disbelief. All of a sudden, a rainbow crashed through the roof and exploded into sunshine. Out of the sunshine and happiness and rainbow things came a poodle with a unicorn horn.
"I am the Queen of Rainbow Stuff," said the poodle. "You are my son, Huan! You were born with rainbows inside of you."
"I told you soooooooo," said Huan.
Azrael grumbled and ran back to bed to sleep for ten years, or at least until Huan diappeared. Either would make Azrael happy-ISH.
The End.
"Why are you so happy all the time," said Azrael in a very annoyed tone.
"I don't know! I think maybe I was born with rainbows inside of me. It's really wierd," said Huan.
Then, Azrael walked away in great disbelief. All of a sudden, a rainbow crashed through the roof and exploded into sunshine. Out of the sunshine and happiness and rainbow things came a poodle with a unicorn horn.
"I am the Queen of Rainbow Stuff," said the poodle. "You are my son, Huan! You were born with rainbows inside of you."
"I told you soooooooo," said Huan.
Azrael grumbled and ran back to bed to sleep for ten years, or at least until Huan diappeared. Either would make Azrael happy-ISH.
The End.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
The Secret Of Barbara Cabin
REMINDER FOR TECHER: Go to office depot or staples and get prizes for class..
Once there was a cabin, that three girls died in from Justina Beiber! Or was it Just-IN, well i do always get those two confused.....! Anyway ten years later three more girls go into the cabin and decide to listen to some Selena Gomez OK, fine until they hear a LOUD noise and the lights suddenly click off to the words of a song jerricana recondnized the noise "Oh...MY.....GOD!!!" there out of Mist and the darkness came.... the....... ZOMBEIBER! the three girls ran and the other two asked Jerrica what was going on and why "Well, Hugh
ten years ago my friend, Lynnsie died, it was rumored that she committed suicide, but her best friend knew the truth ~~~~~~~flash back~~~~~~ "If you don't tell anyone EXCEPT for an explanation....I survived but Lynnsie was caught by....IT. "IT? What's IT?" "The.....ZOMBEIBER!"~~~~fade out of lash back~~ "So now do you realize what trouble we are in ?!?!?!?!?" SLAM ........"what was that...." "I don- AAAAAAAA" "DAISY!"
~~~~To be continued~~~~
Suspenseful? Well wait until next Wednesday!
Once there was a cabin, that three girls died in from Justina Beiber! Or was it Just-IN, well i do always get those two confused.....! Anyway ten years later three more girls go into the cabin and decide to listen to some Selena Gomez OK, fine until they hear a LOUD noise and the lights suddenly click off to the words of a song jerricana recondnized the noise "Oh...MY.....GOD!!!" there out of Mist and the darkness came.... the....... ZOMBEIBER! the three girls ran and the other two asked Jerrica what was going on and why "Well, Hugh
ten years ago my friend, Lynnsie died, it was rumored that she committed suicide, but her best friend knew the truth ~~~~~~~flash back~~~~~~ "If you don't tell anyone EXCEPT for an explanation....I survived but Lynnsie was caught by....IT. "IT? What's IT?" "The.....ZOMBEIBER!"~~~~fade out of lash back~~ "So now do you realize what trouble we are in ?!?!?!?!?" SLAM ........"what was that...." "I don- AAAAAAAA" "DAISY!"
~~~~To be continued~~~~
Suspenseful? Well wait until next Wednesday!
Trader joes products
Trader Joe's has many MANY good snack items.
Cinnamon School Book Cookies-
My brothers love these very much! There basically Cinnamon grammcrackers in number and alphabet shapes!
Gourmet Jelly Beans-
These jelly beans come in a medley of fruit flavors banana split, raspberry, lemon, pink grapefruit, grape, apple, mango, strawberry smoothie, passion fruit, cherry, blackberry, blueberry, strawberry, coconut, lemon lime, pomegranate, liquorice, and tangerine all of these are good except for the liquorice yuck! So there mixable in flavors, just make the right choice or terrible flavors will haunt your mouth forever!
Chocolate Sunflower Seed Drops-
In about five different colors, chocolate covered sunflower seeds are the PERFECT snack for chocolate and sunflower seed lovers alike! About a handful will satisfy any chocolate craving! at least the small ones! try a small bowl for those huge cravings! Now here are the eating directions: open, EAT!
Now if you think these treats sound good head on down to Trader Joe's! More info link!
Cinnamon School Book Cookies-
My brothers love these very much! There basically Cinnamon grammcrackers in number and alphabet shapes!
Gourmet Jelly Beans-
These jelly beans come in a medley of fruit flavors banana split, raspberry, lemon, pink grapefruit, grape, apple, mango, strawberry smoothie, passion fruit, cherry, blackberry, blueberry, strawberry, coconut, lemon lime, pomegranate, liquorice, and tangerine all of these are good except for the liquorice yuck! So there mixable in flavors, just make the right choice or terrible flavors will haunt your mouth forever!
Chocolate Sunflower Seed Drops-
In about five different colors, chocolate covered sunflower seeds are the PERFECT snack for chocolate and sunflower seed lovers alike! About a handful will satisfy any chocolate craving! at least the small ones! try a small bowl for those huge cravings! Now here are the eating directions: open, EAT!
Now if you think these treats sound good head on down to Trader Joe's! More info link!
Monday, March 7, 2011
Hollywood Hot Topics!
Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and, of course, La Gaga!
Let's start with Charlie Sheen. He has been fired from his job with Warner Brothers/CBS which, unfortunately, is a very good thing. Why? Because, right now, let's just say he's not um...ah...well in the head. He's been using foul language and even though he's not doing drugs, his behavior has been inappropriate and psychopathic. He has said many bad things about his bosses and bad-mouthed his co-workers on NATIONAL TELEVISION! I feel very bad for him because he might not be very well in the head, but he needs the job and they could have helped him before throwing him in the garbage can.
Former child star from 'The Parent Trap' Lindsay Lohan has supposedly stolen a necklace from a jewelry store. This girl has been arrested for drug and alcohol abuse and now? Supposedly a felony theft. She must be very troubled. She worked since she was a little girl; you don't know what is going on in her head right now! Maybe she has some brain damage from all those drugs and alcohol. We don't know what's going on. I hope she's gone to the doctor's and gets help. Or a psychologist, maybe. Sometimes doctors just give you a happy pill that make you artificially happy. But are you really happy? Psychologists maybe can help you. Make you truly happy. That's all I have to say on that topic.
What about La Gaga? She's performed with a 10-year-old with an AMAZING voice!! Maria Aragon covered Lady Gaga's song, 'Born this Way' (Seen Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEK1hdg_yiA ). This girl is BRILLIANT! Unlike lip-synchers on youtube, she actually sings it and does her own instrumental. I'm very happy for her and it's an awesome song for this girl to do. It's talking about how you're just born the way you are and you can't be any other way. It's a message everybody should take to heart and be who they are!
Overall, this is some celebrity news I could cover without getting in trouble.
Let's start with Charlie Sheen. He has been fired from his job with Warner Brothers/CBS which, unfortunately, is a very good thing. Why? Because, right now, let's just say he's not um...ah...well in the head. He's been using foul language and even though he's not doing drugs, his behavior has been inappropriate and psychopathic. He has said many bad things about his bosses and bad-mouthed his co-workers on NATIONAL TELEVISION! I feel very bad for him because he might not be very well in the head, but he needs the job and they could have helped him before throwing him in the garbage can.
Former child star from 'The Parent Trap' Lindsay Lohan has supposedly stolen a necklace from a jewelry store. This girl has been arrested for drug and alcohol abuse and now? Supposedly a felony theft. She must be very troubled. She worked since she was a little girl; you don't know what is going on in her head right now! Maybe she has some brain damage from all those drugs and alcohol. We don't know what's going on. I hope she's gone to the doctor's and gets help. Or a psychologist, maybe. Sometimes doctors just give you a happy pill that make you artificially happy. But are you really happy? Psychologists maybe can help you. Make you truly happy. That's all I have to say on that topic.
What about La Gaga? She's performed with a 10-year-old with an AMAZING voice!! Maria Aragon covered Lady Gaga's song, 'Born this Way' (Seen Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEK1hdg_yiA ). This girl is BRILLIANT! Unlike lip-synchers on youtube, she actually sings it and does her own instrumental. I'm very happy for her and it's an awesome song for this girl to do. It's talking about how you're just born the way you are and you can't be any other way. It's a message everybody should take to heart and be who they are!
Overall, this is some celebrity news I could cover without getting in trouble.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
13 Year Old Girl Escapes Arranged Marriage
Jesse Bender was almost forced to marry someone she had never met in Pakistan. She ran off to her Uncle and Grandmother's house and was safe there until police found her March 2, 2011. She ran away because she didn't want to go to Pakistan to marry a random person who her parents picked out. She's only thirteen! Who gets married at thirteen in the United States???!!!
I don't think that arranged marriages are a good idea. It doesn't allow them to have their own decision. You don't know who they're marrying! They could be killers or abusers. I mean, seriously, people! I don't usually pay attention to these things, but this is amazing. I can't believe that someone would make their child do this!! I mean, how do you get these ideas in your head??!! I don't care WHERE you're from! In America, we don't have arranged marriages. You can arrange your OWN marriage after you've actually met someone here. We meet, we date, we find out about each other before we get in serious relationships. WE don't SEND OFF OUR DAUGHTERS TO RANDOM MEN!! We don't give our SONS to RANDOM WOMEN!! We believe in choices.
I'm sorry, but I get kind of upset when I hear about thirteen year old girls being forced to do stuff that they're under-aged and not prepared for. Personally, I KNOW my parents wouldn't do this to me. But, I don't know what is going through other people's heads. In this case? I don't WANT to know!
I don't think that arranged marriages are a good idea. It doesn't allow them to have their own decision. You don't know who they're marrying! They could be killers or abusers. I mean, seriously, people! I don't usually pay attention to these things, but this is amazing. I can't believe that someone would make their child do this!! I mean, how do you get these ideas in your head??!! I don't care WHERE you're from! In America, we don't have arranged marriages. You can arrange your OWN marriage after you've actually met someone here. We meet, we date, we find out about each other before we get in serious relationships. WE don't SEND OFF OUR DAUGHTERS TO RANDOM MEN!! We don't give our SONS to RANDOM WOMEN!! We believe in choices.
I'm sorry, but I get kind of upset when I hear about thirteen year old girls being forced to do stuff that they're under-aged and not prepared for. Personally, I KNOW my parents wouldn't do this to me. But, I don't know what is going through other people's heads. In this case? I don't WANT to know!
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
TRUE beauty...
People think that beauty depends on makeup, or clothes, or hair styles, not true! Although, I will admit the right long sleeve shirt, possibly nice ballet flats and maybe a head band really look nice IF It's not pink pink-pink and more PINK. But, back to true beauty: it's what's on the inside. Maybe if you have a wretched heart that only cares what other people see in front of them, that's your problem; but if you only care what YOU think that is truly great my little readers!
Beauty also comes in the form of racial harmony, if your racist, that's not very good for the beauty of the soul! Being racist is like, your soul stabbing the person you're "HITTING" with racial slur's soul in the back of the neck. How would you like that a big stab in your soul's neck!? All you racists GET A LIFE! How you're insulting people dosen't count; whether your insulting religion, race, or accent it's hurting your soul's beauty VERY nicely!
Also, vanity versus heath, health is ALWAYS the winner! If your vanity is more important than your well being, you're sick in the head! Don't cut thousands of holes to get fake earlobes or liposuctions or whatever people get these days! Like Snooki and her spray tan: sometimes messing with nature doesn't turn out as well you think it will. She would look MUCH better if she didn't use so much spray tan.
Peace, love and be yourself because "yourself" is beautiful (without all the fake enhancements).
Beauty also comes in the form of racial harmony, if your racist, that's not very good for the beauty of the soul! Being racist is like, your soul stabbing the person you're "HITTING" with racial slur's soul in the back of the neck. How would you like that a big stab in your soul's neck!? All you racists GET A LIFE! How you're insulting people dosen't count; whether your insulting religion, race, or accent it's hurting your soul's beauty VERY nicely!
Also, vanity versus heath, health is ALWAYS the winner! If your vanity is more important than your well being, you're sick in the head! Don't cut thousands of holes to get fake earlobes or liposuctions or whatever people get these days! Like Snooki and her spray tan: sometimes messing with nature doesn't turn out as well you think it will. She would look MUCH better if she didn't use so much spray tan.
Peace, love and be yourself because "yourself" is beautiful (without all the fake enhancements).
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